So, we’ve got about a week to go …
Listen up,baby. This is the game plan.
- The night before you decide to make your appearance let’s take a break from that 3 a.m soccer game. You’re going to need your beauty sleep. And mommy wouldn’t mind a little herself.
- They aren’t going to let me eat during labor so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t throw little fits like you usually do when food is a little late getting to you.
- No dawdling in the birth canal. Let’s make efficient use of our time. None of this 24-36 hours in labor crap. You’ve been doing head stands on my bladder for weeks now. So, I know that you know which direction to go just get there.
Now angel, If you can manage these 3 little itty bitty things then mommy will try very hard not to dope you up with drugs