Hmm … to sign or not to sign … Mommy you ask for a lot!

So, we’ve got about a week to go …

Listen up,baby.  This is the game plan.

1. The night before you decide to make your appearance let’s take a break from that 3 a.m soccer game.  You’re going to need your beauty sleep.  And mommy wouldn’t mind a little herself.
2. They aren’t going to let me eat during labor so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t throw little fits like you usually do when food is a little late getting to you.
3. No dawdling in the birth canal. Let’s make efficient use of our time.  None of this 24-36 hours in labor crap.  You’ve been doing head stands on my bladder for weeks now.  So, I know that you know which direction to go just get there.

Now angel, If you can manage these 3 little itty bitty things then mommy will try very hard not to dope you up with drugs